Backseat Delightlah! — The Lyrics

Bay-Ooh-Tay-Tay — Remix!

Gus Stanton rode into town one afternoon
Hitched his horse outside the Pink Head Saloon
Tossed a fistful of dollars on the bar
Said, "I need a lady who'll give me a hot carl."

Oh, bay-ooh-tay-tay
Right in my face
Lick it, suck shit
Mmm, it's delicious

Can't you just see it wigglin' at you now?
Grip that ass, feel the firmness of it now.
Take her upstairs, lie down upon the bed
Plastic wrap in cowboy times was known as tin.

Annie wraps the tin on Gus Stanton's reddened face
She kisses his chest then squats down to defecate
Nothing comes out, but the tears start to flow.
Gus removes the tin foil and asks, "What's wrong with you?"

Oh, bay-ooh-tay-tay
Right in my face
Lick it, suck shit
Mmm, it's delicious

These hot carls, Annie's just not into them,
She asks Gus to give her a rimjob
He agrees, reluctantly starts swirling his tongue
She screams in ecstasy and starts to come.

Oh, bay-ooh-tay-tay
Right in my face
Lick it, suck shit
Mmm, it's delicious

Gus slips it inside her hershey tunnel now
Sneaks a donkey punch to her neck--pow!
Annie yelps in pain and her ass contracts
The cowboy blows his load right inside her ass.

Oh, bay-ooh-tay-tay
Right in my face
Lick it, suck shit
Mmm, it's delicious

Afterward, they enjoy a cigarette
Gus smiles while Annie plays with it
As he leaves, Gus winks and tips his hat
Hops his horse, rides off in the sunset.