Backseat Delightlah! — The Lyrics

Bay-Ooh-Tay-Tay (Alternate Lyrics)

Gus Stanton rode into town one afternoon,
Hitched his horse outsde the Pink Head Saloon,
Tossed a fistful of dollars on the bar,
Said, "I need a lady who will give me a hot carl."

Oh, bay-ooh-tay-tay,
Right in my face!
Lick it, suck shit!
Mmm, it's delicious!

Can't you just see it wigglin' at you now?
Grip that ass! Feel the firmness of it now.
Take her upstairs, lie down upon the bed.
Plastic wrap, in cowboy times, was known as tin!

Annie wraps the tin on Gus Stanton's reddened face.
She kisses his chest, then squats down to defecate.
Nothin' comes out, but the tears start to flow.
Gus removes the tin foil and asks, "What's wrong with you?"

Oh, bay-ooh-tay-tay,
Right in my face!
Lick it, suck shit!
Mmm, it's delicious!
These hot carls, Annie's just not into 'em.
She asked Gus to give him a rimjob.
He agrees, reluctantly starts swirling his tongue.
She screams in ecstasy and starts to cum!

Oh, bay-ooh-tay-tay,
Right in my face!
Lick it, suck shit!
Mmm, it's delicious!

Gus slips it inside her Hershey tunnel now,
Sneaks a donkey punch to her neck — POW!
Annie yelps in pain and her ass contracts,
The cowboy blows his load right inside her ass!